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Wizards Of Waverly Place - BrotherSisterIncest:


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I just joined up and have brought some interesting reading. (I don't know if this has been posted here or if this is allowed here...)

BrotherSisterIncest: Wizards Of Waverly Place
  • Although it's not canon, Jalex (Justin and Alex who are brother and sister) is the most popular ship for Wizards of Waverly Place. It may also be a case of Getting Crap Past The Radar.
    • This could also be a serious case of UST between the actors that play the characters (with wouldn't be unprecedented).
    • Heavily Lampshaded in a recent episode where Alex and Harper (who has a serious crush on Justin) switch bodies and "Alex" spends the episode being blatantly jealous of Justin's girlfriend and making remarks about how dreamy his eyes are.
      • Don't forget Justin, who attempts to get rid of his clingy girlfriend by flirting with Harper's brain, that is in Alex's body, resulting in Justin grabbing Alex's hip and wiggling his eyebrows at her, muttering "Hey, Harper. Come on in".
  • Or in another episode where Harper and Justin become friends and Alex spends the episode trying to break them up. Apparently she's jealous of Justin spending time with her best friend but it really comes off as Alex being jealous of Harper spending time with him (and the fact that Alex is fully aware of the crush does not help matters).
  • What takes the cake is the episode where Alex accidentally wishes that everyone forgot who Justin was, so everyone thinks of him as a complete stranger. Cue Alex and Justin's own mother saying that they would make a cute couple. That is definitely Getting Crap Past The Radar.
    • Or Harper(who has a crush on Justin) getting mad at Alex because Justin has already moved to Alex's house, thinking that Alex didn't respect their code of dibs on Justin.
  • In Fashion Week, Alex, in a short, tight dress, parades in front of her mirror and Justin walks in, looking as if he checks her out. They argue(as usually), she pushes a tray of food on him and he gets revenge by hugging her and sticking their bodies together so that he messes her dress. Because that's how a brother would get revenge on his little, hot sister, who is dressed in a mini, if you know what I mean.
  • What The Buck hilariously points out the subtext in his review of The Movie.
    • This line breaks the record:
    Alex:What are you sorry for?
    Justin: You're my little sister. I shouldn't be on you as much.
  • In the recent movie the producers seem to constantly insert incestous Double Entendres in otherwise heartwarming brotherly scenes. Or perhaps, they have actually forgotten that Justin and Alex are supposed to be brother and sister... Or they returned to their first idea. (Justin and Alex were originally supposed to be best friends, not brother and sister. The script was changed later).
    • I watched the movie, and even though I knew they were brother and sister, I still thought they might kiss. If they stuck to their original idea, Justin being Alex's friend and presumably going through the range of Just Friends and Slap Slap Kiss, I have no doubt that the Jalex ship would be more popular than Seddie.
      • It's already extremely popular for a brother-sister pairing. It seems that Justin/Alex is too awesome not to develop a fanbase like that. Or maybe disney fans have gotten out of control. I mean... it's Disney.
  • "Quinceanera". Never minding the fact that Justin switched his body with a 30 years old dance instructor, or that Alex switched bodies with her mother, Justin's lines couldn't get any weirder, when he started dancing with his younger sister:
    Justin:If you were 15 years older, I would ask you to dinner. Mi amor.
    Alex: Okay, that's really weird.
    • Or:
    Justin:It's time for the big finale. Leap into my arms. (he gets on his knees and spreads his arms)
    Alex (smiling): Really?
    Justin: I've got you, baby.
    • This troper has noticed that, when characters switch bodies, Justin's and Alex's bodies always end up flirting.
  • Season 3, episode Dollhouse. Alex is wearing a cute, lolita doll dress. She eagerly jumps into Justin's arms. He hugs her so tightly that she cries (almost moans) "Justin, you're hurting me''. He makes a 'mmm' sound, sounding really satisfied. In the end, Justin releases her and tells her, "Yeah, I do feel better now, thank you." She smiles. Whoah, innuendo much?
    • Not to mention it happens after she deliberately and explicitly provokes him into a fight, which leads to the above scene. Because make up...hugging is so much better.
    • That's what Disney calls safe sex,through the radar.
    • Found here, at about 7:40, for those of you who are curious.
    • What makes it even worse is that you can clearly see through the dress that Alex is not, in fact, wearing a bra.
      • For a certain definition of the word "worse" I suppose.
  • In the recent episode, Franken Girl, Justin is really eager to make Alex a cheerleader ( as revenge) and he is extremely, quite suspiciously happy when she appears dressed as one(*cough*in a very short skirt*cough*) and starts dancing. He even video tapes her and yells enthusiastically:" Yeah, that's my sister!"
    • David Henrie must have liked the view. Selena Gomez is pretty hot after all.
  • In one episode, instead of throwing snarky comments, they growl at each other. Seriously.
  • In Justin's little sister, Justin becomes invisible and he takes off his pajamas, so that he could become completely invisible. While he's in the room with Alex. And despite of the fact that he tells her not to look, she still peeks over her shoulder, before guiltily looking away.
  • In general have you noticed that any time one of them gets a boyfriend/girlfriend, the other starts acting really jealous?
    • Yeah, especially that time when Alex asks Justin and Max what they found out from her journal and Justin answers hotly and fiercely that he knows she has a crush on Dean. And later, he even yells at her to get over him. Well, that's because Dean doesn't have a hall pass, but it's still suspicious...
    • Or when Alex tries to warn Justin that his girlfriend is a dog and he replies, smug and satisfied, that she doesn't like the fact that he is falling in love.
    • This troper would call Juliet an exception to this rule. Alex not only likes her, there could almost be Les Yay.
      • Which would explain why she's an exception, wouldn't it?
  • There's another funny exchange of lines:
    Justin:You don't have a retainer.
  • In a live chat, the creator answers some fan questions and he finds one that doesn't surprise him at all:
    Todd J. Greenwald:Oh my gosh, we got a Jalex question. (Reading) "Are Justin and Alex going to end up together?" (Laugh) They are brother and sister, PEOPLE.
  • In the new episode Wizard Vs Werewolves, both the main love interests for each are pretty much Put On A Bus To Hell, and the episode ended with a suggestive exchange between the two.
    Justin: Are you alright?
    Alex: No. He loved me.
    Justin: And I found her...only to lose her again.
    Alex: Promise me we'll find normal people.
    Justin: We are not normal people.
    (Cue adorable headleaning)
  • The promos both Disney and Family Channel (in Canada) put out are all very centered on Justin/Alex. One of the recent promos for the aforementioned episode, Wizard Vs Werewolves, featured Alex leaning on his shoulders (to a voice over that said "relationships will be tested," no less), Justin fighting her boyfriend to protect her, and Ship Sinking all their canon relationships, including one the Peter Murrieta said was the love of Justin's life.
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